Bought a 'wing  UPDATE

"bob and john" (bobandjohn) 04/28/2018 at 17:06 • Filed to: None

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I am both amazed and ashamed at how many of you though I bought a wing. FFS GUYS.

But I do get to take it home time to time. Its a demo from work.

Mercedes Streeter > bob and john 04/28/2018 at 17:17

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Is that actually a picture of you? I like seeing what other Oppos look like. lol

xc90v8/I4 :( > bob and john 04/28/2018 at 17:20

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You don’t look like you’re 72. Are you related to Keanu R eeves or why have you bought this?

Have you figured out the reverse gear? Or are you all the other 72 year olds that ask me to push them out after they parked forward?

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > bob and john 04/28/2018 at 17:21

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Is it safe to assume this was fuck it money?

Spanfeller is a twat > bob and john 04/28/2018 at 17:24

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Why this?

I love wings but why you?

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > bob and john 04/28/2018 at 17:25

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are you gonna darkside it? :P

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > bob and john 04/28/2018 at 17:25

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does it have a stereo.... kind of mandatory on a gull :p

someassemblyrequired > bob and john 04/28/2018 at 17:27

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Didn’t you just buy a bike a few days ago? I mean Kawasakis aren’t that bad.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Mercedes Streeter 04/28/2018 at 17:29

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showing miss merc all our ugly mugs thread are gooo!

ill start

(sorry... im bored n hyperactive.... little tipsy too)

atfsgeoff > bob and john 04/28/2018 at 17:40

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You must now mount a car tire on it

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Mercedes Streeter 04/28/2018 at 17:48

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@MissM - If you watch Reidus and Cletus, you’d have seen him in the ‘Move Reid Across Canada’ episode! (If memory serves!) :D

@Peter - Did not see this coming! Only a BIT different from your old bike choices! What prompted this? My late uncle loved cruiser bikes...not my scene, but he and his wife had a custom-painted early 90s Goldwing that ran like a top....massive thing though!

Mercedes Streeter > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/28/2018 at 17:48

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No need to apologize!! :) Now I have a face to your name, muahahaha!!!

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > bob and john 04/28/2018 at 17:50

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Liar

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Mercedes Streeter 04/28/2018 at 17:51

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lol least i can give you... you been good to me :)

Mercedes Streeter > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/28/2018 at 18:03

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Awe <3 Well of course! I love you awesome Oppos! :)

Alfalfa > bob and john 04/28/2018 at 18:10

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How much did you put into your retirement savings to afford that bike?

Also, I call bullshit.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > bob and john 04/28/2018 at 18:15

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I’m assuming you didn’t actually buy this. Anyway, manual or auto?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > bob and john 04/28/2018 at 18:39

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What do you put in the saddle bags of a gold wing?

Depends.

bob and john > xc90v8/I4 :( 04/28/2018 at 19:43

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reverse is Neutral, clutch in, hold the reverse button.

bob and john > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 04/28/2018 at 19:44

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its listed for like 28K plus tax. so no LOL

Censored > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/28/2018 at 19:45

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Has clutch lever. The dct’s don’t.

bob and john > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 04/28/2018 at 19:45

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base GW (without the box) is manual only

bob and john > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/28/2018 at 19:45

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yes, all wings have a bumpin stereo now

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > bob and john 04/28/2018 at 19:47

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the sarcasm.. it burns

bob and john > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 04/28/2018 at 19:50

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no seriously, its stereo standard now.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > Censored 04/28/2018 at 19:53

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I guess I should’ve looked at the photos closer!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > bob and john 04/28/2018 at 19:53

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O.o

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > bob and john 04/28/2018 at 20:16

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Just read the update. Fuck it money was the only way I would’ve believed it. Like if it had some major issue and you knew the owner and he just wanted to offload it for super cheap.

So are you going to buy one when you’re 50?

Captain of the Enterprise > bob and john 04/29/2018 at 09:12

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My dad had one of these in the 90s and was a big fan. I think the touring bikes are cool

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > bob and john 05/17/2018 at 10:07

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ATGATT YOU AREN’T WEARING THE MANDATORY FIVE LAYERS OF HIGH VISIBILITY ARMOR WITH LOUDPIPES

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

end typical r/moto response

bob and john > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 05/17/2018 at 10:15

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dont forget the shit-fit about not having a $1200 schuberth or AGV

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > bob and john 05/17/2018 at 10:35

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And remember: bikes stop faster when sliding on their side so if there’s a chance you might hit something you’ll havtalayerdown